Greatness
In honor of Trump’s legacy of turning losers into greats, let’s look at other examples in history where similar interventions took place. Continue reading Greatness
Tag: satire
AI CEO
The following is a recently uncovered transcript from a closed-door presentation at Davos. It has been reproduced here with some light editing to protect the person who recorded it and those who attended the session. All redacted names have been replaced with the words “Puppy Dog” for ease of reading. Continue reading AI CEO
Profiles in Courage
He’s content to fiddle now that he’s handed the country a book of matches and some kindling. I thought his prolific displays of courage were in the rearview until it came time to vote for the most unqualified and crazy crop of cabinet secretaries in our nation’s history. Knowing his vote would carry no weight, he stood strong against the tide and voted no on the worst of the nominees. Continue reading Profiles in Courage
Rich is Not Enough
Being rich is never enough. You can have all the money in the world but there will always be that nagging desire for attention. It eats away at your soul if you let it. It consumes all your thoughts. Continue reading Rich is Not Enough
Late Empire Election Night
Election night is almost here. The text messages will stop. The canvassers will have no more doors to knock. For those who care enough to know, they will be glued to their televisions, drowning in an avalanche of county level data and the bravado of political talking heads. Continue reading Late Empire Election Night
Dispatches from the Future, #2
I am coming to you from a high atop your city skyline, in a fortified bunker I’ve dubbed Radial Matrix Tower for reasons I wish not to disclose. This is a dispatch from the future. Continue reading Dispatches from the Future, #2
We’re Back
I think I am anyway. There was no reason for my absence. I just didn’t feel like adding anything else to this project. It felt like it had run its course and I wasn’t too keen on beating a dead horse. Maybe this is a rebirth, or a death knell, or a whimper while I move on. Time will tell. Continue reading We’re Back
Volume XXIX – March 2024
If you spend enough time at this you start to see everyone as a character. Their little quirks and idiosyncrasies become synecdoche. Their rhetorical tropes stop sounding new or interesting. Anecdotes start to feel rehearsed. Continue reading Volume XXIX – March 2024
Things We Don’t Know
I live by the undying belief that I know absolutely nothing about the interior lives of anyone I meet. Sure I can guess. I can paint a mental picture, put them in a box, ascribe thoughts and feelings that are maybe a projection of what I want them to be. Continue reading Things We Don’t Know
Late Capitalist Signals in the Void
If you’ve read anything I’ve ever written then you already know that I’m in awe of the absurdity of late capitalism. I particularly like news that is stranger than fiction. Events so far beyond our collective imagination that we can’t quite make rational sense as to how we arrived at our present moment. Continue reading Late Capitalist Signals in the Void
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